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The Wallet

Shrinky: Zero to 100 – how would you score how you’re doing?
Me: 75
Shrinky: And how do feel about being at 75?
Me: Good.
Shrinky: So you are at 100 about being at 75?
Me: Exactly.
Shrinky: Okay we’ll see you next week.
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Shrinky: Zero to 100 – how would you score how you’re doing?
Me: 75
Shrinky: And how do feel about being at 75?
Me: Good.
Shrinky: So you are at 100 about being at 75?
Me: Exactly.
Shrinky: Okay we’ll see you next week.
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The Wallet

Sometimes I Write Nothing
by Richard Glen Lett
Sometimes I write
Nothing.
Just sit by the door of my own feelings
Watching them
Like patrons of a coffee shop
Show up – go inside
And leave again.
These feelings with nothing to do
No place to go.
Like laid off workers hoping for an announcement
Or forest fire
Something to do
A reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Sometimes I say nothing
My voice curled up on the floor
In front of the fireplace.
And old dog – well fed and tired
No ball to play with nor stick to fetch.
Just grumbles on with
Half dreamt hunts and Ancient burial grounds
Sometimes I fear nothing
My heart leaned up against a street lamp
It’s warm breath slow and even into starry eyes
Looking down at feet tracing
Long shadows of lives unlived
Loves unseen yesterday’s dreams.
Sometimes I sit with nothing and share the evening air.
Hold nestled timeless hands
Entwined fingers curled inside.
Then I see Nothing
It’s head droops down
Sensing something is coming.
Closing mops push the world out of the corner
Leaving nothing in its wake
So I have to move along –
To something again.
August 22, 2014
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Sometimes I Write Nothing
by Richard Glen Lett
Sometimes I write
Nothing.
Just sit by the door of my own feelings
Watching them
Like patrons of a coffee shop
Show up – go inside
And leave again.
These feelings with nothing to do
No place to go.
Like laid off workers hoping for an announcement
Or forest fire
Something to do
A reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Sometimes I say nothing
My voice…

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